Green pornos

Found via Isabella Rossellini‘s appearance on Graham Norton this past week, everything you ever wanted to know about animals (insects in particular) having sex.

Without a penis, the male bee dies.

There’s something decidedly surreal (and yet great fun) about Isabella Rossellini saying “penis” and “vagina” so often while dressed up as (generally the male of) various insect and animal species. (The photo above shows the death of the male bee after his penis breaks off in the queen bee.) Season 2 features whales with six-foot penises and Isabella walking through a veritable garden of penises explaining why she loves her vagina.

Good times.